Hot wax drippin' 
Honey what do you say 
I got a brand new record 
That I gotta play 
She said not now boy 
But I did anyway 
and I'm ready, so ready 
Lip smackin' paddy wackin' 
walkin' the street 
I got a rag top chevy 
now I'm back on my feet 
I get an EMHO woody 
when I sit in the seat 
cause I'm ready, so ready 

I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes 
cause in the pink she look so fine 
She got the cracker jack now all I wants the prize 
YEAH 

I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but 
ill-gotten booty's not my style 
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet 
YEAH 

'Cause I'm 
Alright 
Your momma says I'm 
Alright 
Your daddy says I'm 
Alright 
and my old lady says I'm 
Alright 

Whip crackin' floozy 
way outta control 
she got a new kinda jelly 
in her jelly roll 
I got the right key baby 
but the wrong keyhole 
and I'm ready, so ready 

I'm a red hot pistol 
and I'm ready to fight 
I'm a 38 special 
on a Saturday night 
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey 
make it alright 
'cause I'm ready, so ready 

I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash 
it kinda keeps my ass in line 
one little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash 
HONEY 

My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE 
the sun is shinin' every day 
ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin all the time 
HONEY 

But I'm 
Alright 
my little sister says I'm 
Alright 
ohh my brother thinks I'm 
Alright 
and my old lady know I'm 
Alright 

I feel like I'm hung up on the line 
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime 
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE 
Let's put our clothes back on 
and by the way girl 
What's your name again? 

But I'm 
Alright 
you're daddy says I'm 
Alright 
and Tipper thinks I'm 
Alright 
and Joe Perry says I'm 
Alright 

Pitched my tent 
in the pouring rain 
I got a back seat lover 
that's callin' my name 
she gonna blow my cover 
she's hot as a flame 
But I'm ready, so ready 

I shove my tongue 
right between your cheeks 
I haven't made love now 
for twenty-five weeks 
I hear that your so tight 
your lovin' squeaks 
and I'm ready, so ready 
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH