F# H F# Asm 1. An old man turned ninety-eightF# H F# Asm He won the lottery and died the next dayF# H F# Asm It´s a black fly in your ChardonnayF# H F# Asm It´s a death row pardon two minutes too lateF# H F# Asm Isn´t it ironic ... don´t you thinkF# H F# Asm R: It´s like rain on your wedding dayF# H F# Asm It´s a free ride when you´ve already paidF# H F# Asm It´s the good advice that you just didn´t takeA E F# Who would´ve thought ... it figures 2. Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought " Well isn´t this nice ... " And isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think R:Emaj7 F# Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on youEmaj7 F# When you think everything´s okay and everything´s going rightEmaj7 F# And life has a funny way of helping you out whenEmaj7 You think everything´s gone wrong and everything blows upF# In your face 3. A traffic jam when you´re already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It´s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It´s meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think A little too ironic ... and yeah I really do think ... R:Emaj7 F# Life has a funny way of sneaking up on youEmaj7 F# Emaj7 Life has a funny, funny way --- of helping you out Helping you out