Mystery after gala night, if says, Mystery of soprano's flight!Mystified baffled Surete say, we are mystified - we suspect foul play! Bad news on soprano scene - first Carlotta, now Christine! Still, at least the seats get sold gossip's worth its weight in gold ...What a way to run a business! Spare me these unending trials! Half your cast disappears, but the crowd still cheers! Opera! To hell with Gluck and Handel - It's a scandal that'll pack 'em in the aisles!D***able! Will they all walk out? This is d***able!Andre, please don't shout ...It's publicity! And the take is vast! Free publicity!But we have no cast ...But Andre, have you seen the queue? Oh, it seems you've got one too ...Dear Andre what a charming gala! Christine enjoyed a great success! We were hardly bereft when Carlotta left - otherwise the chorus was entrancing, but the dancing was a lamentable mess! Dear Firmin, just a brief reminder: my salary has not been paid. Send it care of the ghost, by return of postQ P.T.O.: No-one likes a debtor, so it's better if my orders are obeyed!Who would have the gall to send this? Someone with a puerile brain!These are both signed O.G. ...Who the h*** is he? Opera ghost! It's really not amusing He's abusing our position!