Michael Stipe - sissy whining tart Fucking Phil Collins - the pent-up fart Stevie Wonder seems way too glad Gary Moore is not bluesy but sad Amstrong, Leblanc and the doped detour Sorry Stephen King - there ain't no cure Michael Jackson's too kind to the kids DJ Ötzi fucking swindler bitch NO EXCUSE IS THE GAME TONIGHT NO FUCKING REASONS - JUST ANNOY AND IGNITE Delivering a genuine reason to cry Make my day - go ahead and die Britney's Beers - show us your clit Claudia Schiffer - because you're not worth it Ewan McGregor don't deserve the force Céline Dion's got the face of a horse No more surgery for Little Richard Osama – where've you Bin? – you fucking coward Dieter Bolen is a popstar fool Bill Gates needs a new hairdo Bob Geldorf - self-righteous Santa Axl Rose and his ugly bandana Germany's national football team Play like shit - but they always win Hairball Nickleback - epic cry-baby Steve Martin - where's the fun gone lately Jimmy Page could have been eternally all right If not for Puff Daddy - the fucking parasite