Vincent of Jersey. 
He's wearing a red and white t-shirt.
He's loving the ladies upon his floor.
A bottle of brandy, a hard box of Camels.
Waiting for love to come knocking on his door. 

And he says something like 
Someday somebody's gonna love me
Someday it's me they're looking for
Someday somebody's gonna want me 'cause I'm 

Vincent of Jersey