I stumbled in at 2am all drunk And full of smoke My wife said "I've had enough" That's it, I'm sick, get out!" So I stumbled down to kelly's pub Across the edge of town And I told the boys me story And we had another round and we'll drink and drink and drink And drink and drink and drink and Fight-yeah! And if I see a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight I'll drink and drink and drink and Drink and drink and drink and fight.... and mary McGregor Well she was a pretty whore She'd always greet you with a smile And never lock her door But on the day she died I'll admit it sounded weak For mary McGregor finally got some sleep well I once loved a girl A child I'm told I gave her my heart And she gave me a cold So now I sit standing Out in the pouring rain I'll stumble back to kelly's pub And cry away me pain