Trouble and me 
we're old buddies you see 

I've stuck by him 
and he's a stickin' by me

Well goodbye honey 
be thankful you're free

And that you're not stuck 
with ol' trouble and me

Trouble and me 
we keep a bummin' around 
I'm picking 'em up and laying 'em down

Well officer we're only passing through town
Looking for somethin' that we'd never found

Trouble and me...

Well once I thought 
that trouble had found someone else

I came close to findin' a place for myself

About that time he came back with a frown
And trouble and me had to find a new town

Trouble and me...