Forgive me if I seem 
to be impatient and obscene 
It´s just I´d like to fall so flat 
and hear the voices shouting back 

Tinkerbell should have waited 
before turning on the tv show 
Tinkerbell should have waited 
before turning on the tv show 

As orange buffoons dance 
they booked a faker in advance 
Left purple jungles in a trance 
to raise the nepotistic chant 

Tinkerbell should have waited 
before turning on the tv show 
Tinkerbell should have waited 
before turning on the tv show 

Tinkerbell should have waited 
before turning on the tv show 
She should have waited 
she should have waited 
before the show 

The tv show (la la la la la la) the tv show 
The tv show (la la la la la la) the tv show 

So you want to be a star? 
Tell the monkey where you are 
Look the monkey in the eye 
(the tv show, the tv show) 

Did you fly into a rage? 
Did you lust for centre stage? 
Look the monkey in the eye 
(the tv show, the tv show) 

Did you yearn to leave your mark? 
did you swear that you’d go far? 
look the monkey in the eye 
(the tv show, the tv show) 

If you want to be a star 
tell the monkey where you are 
look the monkey in the eye 
(the tv show, the tv show) 

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