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E
Well there ain't no grapes in California, and there ain't no spuds in Idaho
         A
Ain't no snow in Minnesota, they don't get hot in El Paso
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And there ain't no baked beans up in Boston, and no river in St. Lou
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Ain't no grizzlies in Alaska and the Astrodome is blue
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And there ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you

Well there ain't no M in Massechusetts, and there ain't no K in Kankakee
And there ain't T in Tallahassee, there ain't no B.S. in D.C.
Ain't no beer in Bogalusa, ain't no beach in Malibu
Ain't no cars in Carson City, ain't no water in Waterloo
And there ain't a guitar pick in Nashville if I ain't in love with you

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How am I gonna make you see that all I wanna do is make you mine
            A                                                    B7
You won't believe a word I say so I'm just gonna try it one more time
             E A
One more time

And there ain't no tide in Tuscaloosa, no jambalaya in Lafayette
And there ain't no oil in Oklahoma, and Arizona's soakin' wet
And I ain't ever givin' up in spite of all you put me thru
I'm gonna tell ya one more time, baby you know it's true
Ain't a Chevrolet in Detroit if I ain't in love with you

            A                                                       B7
You won't believe a word I say so I'll just have to try it one more time
             E A
One more time

Well there ain't no mountains in Montana, ain't no pines in Caroline
And there ain't rivers in Mississippi, ain't no Mason-Dixon Lines, and ya know that's fine
Ain't no longhorn cows in Texas, ain't no streets in Kalamazoo
Ain't no losers in Las Vegas, ain't no creeks in Caribou
Ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you

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Ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you