Hey I'm so angry that I can't stand it my girlfriend left me, 
I'll write some poetry and listen to my primus record collection I'm so angry, 
I think I'll start a band hey you can slap the bass, 
And I'll stretch out my face and swing our hair around until we all get erections I don't know, 

What's wrong with the world today hey it's fucked up, 
That's all that we got to say we're the angriest you men in the world [Repeat: x3] 
Don't you see we're the angriest you men in the world [Repeat: x3] 
Don't you see yeah well I'm so angry that I can't stand it my girlfriend left me, 

I'll write some poetry and listen to my primus record collection I'm so angry, 
I gotta start a band hey you can slap the bass, 
And I'll stretch out my face and swing our hair around until we all get erections I don't know, 

What's wrong with the world today hey it's fucked up, 
That's all that we got to say we're the angriest you men in the world [Repeat: x3] 
Don't you see we're the angriest you men in the world [Repeat: x3] 
Don't you see let's rock!