Gonna bake a cake 
As fast as I can 
Gonna use your socks 
To butter the pan 
Ain't seen you for two weeks 
I hate it when I have to wait, girl, 
I'm glad you're not exactly like me 
You're as whatever as I wish I could be 
I freaked you when I said my lucky number 
Was the number eight the difference 
There is between the two 
Could fit underneath a hoof and shoe 
I ain't so good with my analogies 
Melissa Louise and me 

I need a holiday 
To get my smirk back 
A week of sunning 
And a three day cat nap 
I'd rather be with you 
I hope there's nothing wrong with that 
I'm coming out there, 
Snow sleet, rain or hail 
I'm coming out there, 
I don't need no seat sale 
You don't gotta clean, 
I ain't allergic to your cat 
The difference there is 
Between the two could fit 
Underneath a hoof and shoe 
I ain't so good with my analogies 
Melissa Louise and me 
Melissa Louise and me 
The difference there is 
Between the two could fit 
Underneath a hoof and shoe 
I ain't so good with my analogies 
Melissa Louise and me 
Melissa Louise and me