Those inexpressive faces 
Displaying useless minds 
Idiots with a tan 
And a one-year lifespan 

I flip through the channels 
I flip through different ways 
Of humiliation 
Different freaks every week 

And for us this seems 
Remarkable and sad 
That folk need 
To be stupid, to be bad 
To gain fame 
A fake respect 
A revolting reputation 
Is the key to the media nation 

A famine in North Africa 
Genocide in South America 
Revolution in East Asia 
Suppression in Malaysia 

Peace process in Palestine 
It's a battle of wits 
There's no place in the headlines 
'Cos BB blonde got new tits