A bad little boy moved into the neighborhood He don't do nothin' right, just sits around and looks so good He don't wanna go to school to learn to read and write He just sits around the house and listens to the records all night Well, he puts those tacks on teacher's chair Put some gum on lil' girl's hair Now junior, behave yourself He buys every rock 'n' roll book on the magazine stand Every dime he gets, he is off to the jukebox man He worries the teacher till at night she's a-ready to poop From rockin? and a rollin? and a spinnin? and a hula-hoop Well, his rock 'n' roll has gotta stop Junior's head is hard to rock Now junior, behave yourself, rock hard I'm gonna tell your mama, you better do what she said And get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head You took the canary and fed it to the neighbor's cat You gave the cocker spaniel a hot a-bath in laundromat Well, his mama said he's gotta stop Junior's head is hard to rock Now junior, behave yourself