I don't wanna do it But I need the money I can't keep a job Cuz I'm too fucking stupid So I'm in the alley And I'm through the window Yeah, this one is easy I see there's nobody around
 
Well, how did this happen? The whole place is empty There ain't nothing in there I hear the alarm Then I see the camera Then I see the spotlight And I know that I've put my foot in the bucket again
 
Yes, he was my best friend A long time and way back And he looks like shit so I invite him over But the next day he's back And he's got his duffel Then he's sleeping over The next thing I know he's moved in
 
So I come home from working He's got ten people in there I can't thrown them out Cuz they won't listen And the windows busted And the couch cushion's smoking Someone is bleeding My foot's in the bucket again