You are the best thing and the worst thing 
That has ever happened to me 

Ramona she was in love with Pedro right from the start 
But on one summer night when he did not come home 
She felt a pain in her heart 
He said he was with his brother until he could drink no more 
But he could not look into her eyes 
And she took and threw her ring on the floor 

Ramona's good friend Maria gave her shoulder to cry on 
She said, "Men aren't worth a damn, stop crying if you can, 
You should gather your things and move on." 
But Ramona she was in love with Pedro right from the start 
"I'll give him one more chance, it all happened so fast 
And I vowed til death do us part." 
 
You are the best thing and the worst thing 
That has ever happened to me 

Stop just where you are 
Already you've gone too far 
'Cause I have learned enough from you 
By you just breaking my heart 

Ramona had good news of a baby she would birth in seven months time 
But she came home to Pedro in bed with Maria 
Her very good friend at the time 
Ramona pulled out a pistol shot Pedro then looked at Maria 
She said, "Men aren't worth a damn, stop crying if you can 
You should gather your things and move on." 

Tú eres la mejor cosa y la peor cosa que 
Me ha pasado