I am he as you are he 
As you are me and we are all together 
See how they run like pigs from a gun 
See how they fly 
I'm crying 

Sitting on a cornflake 
Waiting for the van to come 
Corporation tee-shirt 
Stupid bloody Tuesday 
Man, you been a naughty boy 
You let your face grow long 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen 
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob 

Mister City Policeman sitting 
Pretty little policemen in a row 
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky 
See how they run 
I'm crying... 

Yellow matter custard 
Dripping from a dead dog's eye 
Crabalocker fishwife 
Pornographic priestess 
Boy, you been a naughty girl 
You let your knickers down 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen 
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob 

Sitting in an English garden 
Waiting for the sun 
If the sun don't come 
You get a tan From standing in the English rain 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen 
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob 

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Don't you thing the joker laughs at you 
See how they smile like pigs in a sty 
See how they snied. I'm crying 

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower 
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna 
Man, you should have seen 
Them kicking Edgar Allan Poe 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen 
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob...