Know-it-all, step aside and keep this to yourself You're 
conceited to the bone Self-important Self-indulgent 
You've been overestimated A jester on a makeshift throne 
The laughter dies, you owe us a punchline Cause we're way 
beyond the joke You're past your prime, you shouldn't 
cross that line Here's your consolation prize 
Cut it out, skip the details, we don't wanna know We're 
not gonna play along Stop the preaching Stop the wailing 
Won't you stop the patronizing? You're dead last in a 
race of one 
The laughter dies, you owe us a punchline Cause we're way 
beyond the joke You're past your prime, you shouldn't 
cross that line And we'll cut you down to size 
You owe us a punchline