Well if I had money I tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two Crazy 'bout a Mercury Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road The girl I love, I stole her from a friend He got lucky and stole her back again She knew he had a Mercury, oh she knew he had a Mercury Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Hey now mama you look so fine Ridin' 'round in your Mercury 49 I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well my baby went out, she didn't stay long She bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin' home I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road