Duncan Hines 
Funky rhymes I like goin' in from behind 
Take my finger and dip it in 
Hittin' them skins, much skins 
I like choclate with extra cream 
Hittin' them cakes a daily routine 
Stir it with my finger, just like a stick 
The devil's out the soup, 
Now he's in the cake mix 
This time, I gotta mix it up 
The sugar's in one cup, 
The cream in another cup 
Upside down, cake rattle n' roll 
The cake mix runs down side of the bowl 
I dip my face in the bowl, just to get a sniff 
Kinda smells fishy once I get a wiff 
Take my spoon and stir it up,kinda good 
Now I got a woody-wood pecker could I whisper in your ear, 
And tell you what I need 
How many cakes to fill one man's greed? 
One ho cake, two ho cakes, damn, 
Damn, I think I'm stirrin' kinda slow 
5 ho cakes, 6 ho cakes 
I got my finger in your cake mix 
What's the matter with my cake batter? 
I need a jimmy hat like the mad hatter 
Too much cream, baby, def' too much 
I guess you like your cake mixed with nuts 
Spread that cake mix nice and thick 
Lick the spoon like you lick my dick 
I don't think it's ready for the oven yet 
We'll both know when we start to sweat 
Betty Crocker, drink some vodka 
Then I stuck her with my cocka 
You got cake mix on your drawers 
I got cake mix on my balls 
This cake mix is nice and sweet 
But this cake mix you do not eat 
This cake mix is soft and wet 
And just to get my dick erect 
You might say that I'm kinda sick 
But that's what's happenin' when I'm rappin' 'bout your little girl's cake mix 
I got caught with my finger in the cake mix 
I don't like trick or treatin' 
I'd rather have a trick 
And if you got me some dessert 
Just open up your shirt 
I'll stick my spoon in the mix 
And then I'll go to work 
Your oven is hot, it's ready to bake 
The devil's in your soup as you masturbate 
As you jerk my dick or mix with my spoon 
It's gonna add flavor to the cake mix soon 
The cake is mellow and moist and wet 
I never had a cake that made me sweat 
It's like a Dunkan Hines a Hostess twinkie pie 
Put my face too close to the cake and got cream in my eye 
There's nothin' I can't mix 
There's nothin 'I can't fix 
But while I'm bakin' cakes 
I got my finger in the cake mix