Come here, baby, in front of the fire 
I'd like to look into your eyes 
Loosen your clothes, get out of that seat 
Come and feel my body heat 

Because when I get back home 
And see you sitting by the fire grate
I hold you in my arms 
Switch on to that real-log fire effect 

Saliva's sweetness, we perspire 
All things are one in front of the fire 
Melting flesh on the front room floor 
That's what my fireside favourite's for 

And now that I'm back home 
Toasting crumpets by the fire grate
Oh you feel so warm 
Turn on to that thrill of fire effect 

Hey now, honey, open your eyes 
There's a mushroom cloud up in the sky 
Your hair is falling out and your teeth have gone 
Your legs are still together but it won't be long 

Your head was on my shoulder
Now I'm kissing the skull 
My heart is melting slowly as my senses dull 
Now we're just a scab on a piece of wire 
All things are done in front of the fire 

You're my fireside favourite 
You're my fireside favourite 
You're my fireside favourite 
You're my fireside favourite