Who do you think you're kidding? 
They're not staring at you 
Your ego's bigger than Jesus 
They don't care about you 
Cosmetic dog 

Why do you want to demean me? 
I've done nothing to you 
You seem to want something from me 
You're not getting it though 
Cosmetic dog 

How come you're always so nasty? 
You'll get nowhere like that 
Behind you, everyone's laughing 
Your attitude's grown so fat 

Cosmetic dog 
Who do you think you're kidding? 
They're not staring at you 
Your ego's bigger than Jesus 
They don't care about you 
Cosmetic dog 
Cosmetic dog
Cosmetic dog
Cosmetic dog