I'll start this off without any words.
I got so high I scratched 'till I bled.
I love myself better than you.
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 
The finest day that I've ever had 
Was when I learned to cry on commmand.
I love myself better than you. 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

I'm on a plain,
I can't complain, 
I'm on a plain.

My mother died every night.
It's safe to say, you can quote me on that. 
I love myself better than you. 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 
The black sheep got blackmailed again, 
Forgot to put on the zip code. 
I love myself better than you. 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 

Somewhere I have heard this before, 
In a dream my memory has stored.
As a defence I'm neutered and spayed. 
What the hell am I trying to say? 

It is now time to make it unclear, 
To write off lines that don't make sense. 
I love myself better than you. 
I know it's wrong so what should I do? 
And one more special message to go, 
And then I'm done, and I can go home. 
I love myself better than you. 
I know it's wrong so what should I do?