Ol' hearts the way our true love has been doin' 
Just riped and tears my pride right half in two 
I know you're just as much ashamed as I am 
So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you. 

Let's not breathe a word or they'll start saying 
There they go the world's two greatest fools 
Ol' heart there's not one doubt that were both strangers 
So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you. 

Ol' heart I hope that no one will discover 
The foolish things that her love made us do 
We'd probably have to pack and leave the country 
So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you. 

Let's not breath a word or they'll start saying 
There they go the world's two greatest fools 
Ol' heart there's not doubt that were both strangers 
So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you... 

No, if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you...