Well, he was cold, tired and hungry
Came a-beggin' for bread
The lady took him in 
And fed him breakfast in bed

It wasn't me
No, no, baby, it wasn't me
Ah, that must have been some other body
No, no, child, it wasn't me 

Well, there's a cool, young whipper-snapper
Loves to run and play
But the draft board got him
They inducted him today

It wasn't me
No, no, baby, it wasn't me
Yeah, you must've met some other body
No, no, child, it wasn't me

Callin' out for volunteers 
On the front row
Lieutenant said: Which one of ya'll 
Will volunteer to go

It wasn't me
Woo, it wasn't me
Yeah that must've been some other body,
No, no child it wasn't me

Wailin' down the freeway
Adjust the cruisin' power
The state trooper clocked me 
At ninety miles an hour

It wasn't me
No, no, sheriff, it wasn't me
Well, you must have met some other body
No, no, it wasn't me

Well you say you saw my car parked
By the drive-in one night
Came over to speak to me 
But I was outta sight

It wasn't me
No, no, baby, it wasn't me
That must've been some other body
No, no, child, it wasn't me

I met a German girl in England 
Who was goin' to school in France
Said we danced the Mississippi 
At an Alpha Kappa dance

It wasn't me
Woo, it wasn't me
Yeah, you must've met some other body
No, no, child, it wasn't me