Jesus Christ would never play rock and roll his tone was too low 
Abraham Lincoln smoked crack cocain on the down low 
yeah, I’m an impediment bonafide degenerate 

Mother Mary spread her legs for me and I made her plea 
Buddhist monks would go suddenly wild and swallow my seed 
yeah, I’m an impediment bonafide degenerate 

Don’t you try to turn the ordinary people into saints 
cause everybody loves and everybody fears and everybody hates 
and all the extraordinary people they never touch the ground 
they’re waiting on the ordinary people to count the hours down 

Brother Gandhi turned a trick or two in his day 
Mother Theresa liked to touch little girls in a special way 
yeah, I’m an impediment bonafide degenerate 

Martin Luther King traded slaves down the river wild 
Jesus Christ would never play rock and roll on the radio dial 
yeah, I’m an impediment bonafide degenerate 

Don’t you try to turn the ordinary people into saints 
cause everybody loves and everybody fears and everybody hates 
and all the extraordinary people they never touch the ground 
they’re waiting on the ordinary people to count the hours down 
yeah, I’m an impediment bonafide degenerate 

Don’t you try to turn the ordinary people into saints 
cause everybody loves and everybody fears and everybody hates 
and all the extraordinary people they never touch the ground 
they’re waiting on the ordinary people to count the hours down