When you think of a metal head
tell me what comes to mind
well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet
a guy whose evolutionarily one step behind
When Rob Halford came out of the closet
it may not have been a big thing
well today we're one step closer
to hearing the metal dudes sing
"I wanna be
I wanna be a homosexual"
Statistics say:
chances of being gay are more than one in ten
that means there's a forty percent chance
that one of the guys in Pantera likes men
Well I think it's plain to see
that many more metal guys are homosexual
this may frustrate the gay community
why would they want the ugly metal heads available?
See I told you metal dudes are gay too
and I happen to see the proof so far
that your sexuality determines the way you play guitar
Oh! I'd wish for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual
If not only to make the nazi fucking pricks in slayer a
little uncomfortable
