U spend your days and nights online 
Your website makes U proud 
But if U had a single friend at all 
All they would be LOL 
Well it seems I may have crossed the line 
I've gone and made U pissed 
Now UR going to take me off your buddy list 
If you can't get a date because you live with your mom 
Then you'll feel right at Loserdotcom 
If you don't have a life but you got plenty of ROM 
Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom 
U tell me that your sex life, it has not been bland 
Since U learned how to click and type with just 1 hand 
UR a keyboard Casanova, UR a digital Don Juan 
UR a chat room Romeo and U want to get it on 
URL IRC MSN HTTP AOL ISP LOS ERUB 
I guess U can't see what's wrong 
You've got your modem and your mouse 
And you think U think you've got it going on 
U once had a life but it's gone