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I've got a lady doctor She cure da pain for free
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I've got a lady doctor Oh there ain't nothing wrong with me. 
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I went in with a heart burn into the surgery 
To my surprise two pretty eyes was running up and down me. 
Said now be a patient patient stretch right out on that couch 
Help yourself to the pills cure your ills 
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I'm never gonna square it on out. 


Well all the cats said go see her it's only just down the road 
You go in with pneumonia come out with just a heavy cold 
She won't give you no jargon no medical how-do-you-do 
Well just get right down under that stethoscope 
Baby let that lady mess on with you. 

Ain't nothing wrong with
Ain't nothing wrong with me
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh lady doctor yeah.