Shoplifter, you'll never learn When you comitt the crime Shoplifter, you're getting burned And now you gotta do the time It's a 1 2 3 on the felony Well not everything is free Now that you served the community It's the life of a burley thief its not considered stealing Unless you're getting caught But youve been caught stealing Tryin' to take something you haven't got Shoplifter, you'll never learn What lies behind your back Not a burgler or a bankrobber But a kleptomaniac Its not considered stealing Unless you're getting caught But youve been caught stealing Tryin' to take something you haven't got Shoplifter, you'll never learn When you comitt the crime Shoplifter, you're getting burned And now you gotta do the time And now you gotta do the time And now you gotta do some time