I'm on the floor for the most of my time 
Feeling so bad, it's in my mind 
Teens do look great swinging by 
If I'm growing old I'll take my time 

My case is safe, it's almost blind 
Blowing in the wind, blowing in my mind 
I got style, I got my pride 
Misery's surfing on my side 

Still I'm glad, I'm glad, for the youth that I had 
Way more sensible, say no more, cradle's laying on the 
floor 

I push you down on the floor 
Relax down there or I'll give you some more 
Greatest misery in the history of time 
If I'm growing old I'll take what's mine 

My act is safe when I start to pretend 
I hate myself, hero to the end 
I got style, I got my pride 
Misery's surfing on my side