He's Large

Harry Nilsson

He's tall
Good lookin'
And he's large
He's large
Large
Tall
Large
So large
And he's mine 

He's not a mandolin
Oh no
He's an accordian
I'll have to squeeze him each night to keep him warm
Warm
Oh... 

He's virile
And he's strong
Strong
He's strong
Strong
And he's large
Large
Large
Large 

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dah dah dah
Dah dah dah
Dah dah dah 

He's got money and respect
That's true
He's better than the rest
That's true
He may not be the best
But he's large
And he's mine
Large
Large
Large
Large
Mine
Mine
Mine
Mine 

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dah
Dah dah dah
Dah dah dah 

It may seem funny but it's not
Oh no
I'm thankful for what I've got
Me too
It may not be a lot
But he's large
And he's mine