I open up those pearly gates 
Hahahahaha! 

Saints and sinners 
Losers and winners 
It's all up to you 

Well I'm such a mess 
And I must confess 
What you've heard is true 

Too many women 
Too many bars 
Too many songs about sex, drugs and rock n' roll 

It's a long way to Heaven 
(Long way to Heaven) 
But only three short steps to Hell 
(Three short steps) 

Now it's a long way to Heaven 
(Long way to Heaven) 
But only three short steps to Hell 
(Three short steps) 

I want my wings 
And that's the thing 
I have to wait 

Cause there's three reasons 
I won't be seeing you at 
St Peter's Gates 

Too many women 
Too many bars 
Too many songs about sex, drugs and rock n' roll 

It's a long way to Heaven 
(Long way to Heaven) 
But only three short steps to Hell 
Three short steps 

Now it's a long way to Heaven 
(Long way to Heaven) 
But only three short steps to Hell 
(Three short steps) 

Now it's a long way to Heaven 
(Long way to Heaven) 
But only three short steps to Hell 
(Three short steps) 

Now it's a long way to Heaven 
(Long way to Heaven) 
But only three short steps to Hell 

Now I lay me down to sleep 
Pray the Lord my soul to keep 
And if I die before I wake 
Keep me rockin' for Heaven's sake 

Yeah 
Save my soul 
Woo! 

Mercy 
Hahaha! 

(It's a long, long way to Heaven) 
It's a long way to Heaven 
But only three short steps to Hell 
(It's a long, long way to Heaven) 
But only three short steps to Hell 
(It's a long, long way to Heaven) 
Yeah, but only three short steps to Hell 
(It's a long, long way to Heaven) 
But only three short steps to Hell 
(It's a long, long way to Heaven) 
But only three short steps 
Three short steps 
Three short steps to Hell