One pound a week is all you need

To buy a pair of trousers off the hook

Brand new dresses down the line

It's You the super ???

None for us, it's all a joke

Look at him I hope he chokes

At least we're not a herd of sheep

We don't buy clothes from the factory heap



[Chorus:]

We hate you, Catalogue Kids



Little Jonny walks down the road

And the Billy I am he don't do as he's told

He's the kid who everyone likes

Doesn't get dirty when he has a fight

He's the type that kisses behind

He's a catalogue kid, he's no friend of mine

What do you expect, he ain't got a brain

Always so boring, always the same