Five-minute fashion's never here to stay

Five-minute fashion's always going away

Spending all your money down your local High St.

Spending all your money to look so neat



Five-minute fashion's never here to stay

You worry about the fashions changing every day

You was a punk

You was a mod

What are you now?



See me pissing up and I'm totally high

Spending all your pennies, you can change your ways

Used to be a mod then you took some speed

Now you're broke and you look so mean



Five-minute fashion's never here to stay

You worry about the fashions changing every day

You was a skinhead

You was a mod

Punk rocker!



Is it really worth it spending all your dough on clothes?

You look just so neat from your head to your toes

Why be the smartest looking in the world

You know you're always changing just for the girls



Five-minute fashion's never here to stay

You worry about the fashions changing every day?

You was a punk

You was a mod

You're a skinhead



Can you stay in fashion for just a night?

Then we'll have something to show our fight

Isn't it enough that you've been ???

You're a five-minute fashion every Friday night



Five-minute fashion's never here to stay

You worry about the fashions changing every day

You was a punk

And a mod

What are you now?