I could've been Miss Punta Blanca I could've but I didn't want ta I think I could've been a winner If I'd gone dancing after dinner I could've rhumba'd by the poolside I could've samba'd with the tour guide Instead I took a motorcycle ride With my friend Mike This guy I really like He rents the motorbikes So light me a cigar my love And tell me your name (I... I know your name) Let's...pour me a drink now Let's have a toast to who we really are And I'll sing you a song Right in your ear On this beautiful Cuban moonlit night Oh...mm I need another...another light I could've been Miss Punta Blanca I could've but I didn't want ta I could've but I said no thank ya I said I didn't want ta Anyways, it was Ruby who won the contest And two hours later she was passed out by the pool