Daddy songs he's an auctioneer 
And mother clings to anniversary years 
And the sister she got a little bit of mister in her 
And the brothers going round around his bed 

And I say, did I fool ya? 
Didn't daddy fool ya? 
He go once, he going twice He go for 35 or 40 
He go once, he going twice He go for 45 or 50 
He go once, he going twice He go 55 or maybe he will make it up to 65 
He go once, he going twice ain't it nice price wise? 
I gotta a nice life for the price 

I give and give and I lay it all down 
Look what I found I give and give 
I give and give and I lay it all down 
Look what I found, look what I found 
Blue skies they're smiling at me 
And that's my favorite melody 
But I can't read I can't read 
I can't read between the things unseen 
And I don't mind I don't mind 
I don't mind if I don't find because I tried 

I'm absolutely definite absolutely positive 
Absolutely definitely positive 
I'm absolutely definite absolutely positive 
Absolutely definitely positively representative 

So why the bother with it 
Did I fool ya? Or didn't daddy fool ya? 
He go once, he going twice He go for 35 or 40 
He go once, he going twice He go for 45 or 50 
He go once, he going twice He go 55 or maybe he will make it up to 65 
He go once, he going twice Ain't it nice price wise? 
I gotta a nice life for the price