I gotta tell you a story from way back 
Truck on down and dig me Jack 
There's Big Moe, Little Moe, Four-Eyed Moe, No Moe, 
Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother Eat Moe 
Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe 

Who's the greatest band around 
Makes the cats jump up and down
Who's the talk of Rhythm Town 
Five guys named Moe 

When they start to beat it out 
Everybody jump and shout 
Tell me who do the critics rave about 
Five guys named Moe 

They came out of nowhere 
But that don't mean a thing 
They rate high and you'll know why 
When you hear them sing 

High brow, low brow, all agree 
They're the best in harmony 
I'm telling you folks you just got to see
Five guys named Moe

There's Big Moe... 
Little Moe... 

One guy... Big Moe
Two guys... Little Big Moe 
Three guys... Four-Eyed Moe 
Four guys... No Moe 
Five guys... Eat Moe 
Five little guys named Moe