Monday 
Laundromat Monday
Monday 
Laundromat Monday 

I want my mother, someone to cook for me 
Each day another, take out no MSG 
I'm gonna change the world, but not today 
Think I'll just go get drunk down on Avenue A 

Monday 
Laundromat Monday 
Monday 
Laundromat Monday 

I want a French maid, someone to wash my jeans 
Each quarter I've made is lost in washing machines 
I'm gonna change the world, I could be President 
If I could just work out where all my Mondays went 

Monday 
Laundromat Monday 
Monday 
Laundromat Monday 

Monday 
Laundromat Monday 
Monday 
Laundromat Monday