I'll show you Paris in the morning I'll show you London after noon And if you feel your Dublin heart burning Yeah you don't have to worry 'cause we're going in soon Yeah you don't have to worry 'cause we're going in soon And it turns out Mona Lisa she knew nothing Yeah she can't get much loving from a wall Yeah and if some stranger tried to take you from me First I'd rescue you then I'd punch him in the jaw First I'd rescue you then I'd punch him in the jaw We tried to sink in with the locals It turns out they ain't mean but they still don't know Yeah but I will do my best to speak the language to the rest So I can buy you flowers, Wendy, everywhere we go So I can buy you flowers, Wendy, everywhere we go The children can't believe what they just saw But after all this weather you don't need this damn umbrella 'Cause we'll be kissing by the water, feel the water