I got a girl named Bony Moronie, 
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni, 
Ought to see her rock 'n' roll with her blue jeans on, 
She's not very fat just skin and bone. 
But I love her, she loves me, 
All are happy now we can be, 
Making love underneath the apple tree. 

I told her mama and her papa too, 
Just exactly what I want to do, 
I want to get married on a night in June, 
And rock and roll by the light of a silvery moon, 
And I love her, she loves me, 
All are happy now we can be, 
Making love underneath the apple tree. 

She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire, 
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire, 
Everybody turns when my baby walks by, 
She's something to see, she really catches the eye. 
That's why I love her, she loves me, 
All are happy now we can be, 
Making love underneath the apple tree. 

That's why I love her, she loves me, 
All are happy now we can be, 
Making love underneath the apple tree.