D E7 1. Nobody loves you when you're down and outG D Nobody sees you when you're on cloud nineD E7 Everybody's hustlin' for a buck and a dimeG D I'll scratch your back and you scratch mineD H5+ R: I've been across to the other sideHmi F# GF# I've shown you everything, I got nothing to hideG A D Hmi7 And still you ask me do I love you, what it is, what it isG Gmi6 D Hmi7 All I can tell you is it's all show bizG Gmi D All I can tell you is it's all show biz 2. Nobody loves you when you're down and out Nobody knows you when you're on cloud nine Everybody's hustlin' for a buck and a dime I'll scratch your back and you knife mine R: I've been across the water now so many times I've seen the one eyed witchdoctor leading the blind And still you ask me do I love you, what you say, what you say Everytime I put my finger on it, it slips away Everytime I put my finger on it, it slips awayD *: Well I get up in the morning andD5+ G A D I'm looking in the mirror to see, ooo wee!D Then I'm lying in the darkness andD55+ G A D I know I can't get to sleep, ooo wee! 3. Nobody loves you when you're old and grey Nobody needs you when you're upside down Everybody's hollerin' 'bout their own birthday Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground