Trying to make out with the girls in my school.
But they look upon me like l'm some kind of fool
It ain't fair I don't have no luck at all.
Well wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball
What's wrong with me?
I still got virginity.
Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had
All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night
All the pretty women seem to favor other guys.
Rod in hand is all I got that ever satisfies
It ain't fair - I don't have no luck at all.
Well wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball
I got my girlie pictures on my bedroom wall.
Jacking off pretending I'm the lover of them all
Never getting further than a kiss on the cheek.
Checking bedroom windows may be I'll get a peek
I wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball
What's wrong with me?
I still got virginity.
Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had
All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night.
