Well I guess you heard that all the losers got together and voted again this year
Wasn't no surprise to me at all matter of fact I expected it I won their golden tear
There's one good thing about it all the lonely people well they can come far and near
If they want to they can walk right up and shake ol' John's hand 'cause I'm the new loser of the year
Come on follow me to the loser's hall of shame
You can watch me hang her picture on the wall of pain
I know now I had a good woman but she's no longer here
And that's the very reason they voted me the loser of the year
Come on follow me to the loser's hall of shame
Yes they voted me the loser of the year
