I can run a hundred miles without stoppin' for rest I can stay under water for five minutes on a single breath When I focus my mind I always reach my goal But there's one thing I cannot control... I come too fast! I come too fast! A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past I come too fast! I come too fast! Sometimes it's even game over before I take off my pants I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick Thinking of Sports or naked Katy Bates in About Schmidt If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two But if we doggie-style oh man I'm schrewed! I come too fast! I come too fa-A-A-ast! I carry a spare pare of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap I come too fast! I come too fast! I swear I'll even shoot my load... if a fly lands on my shaft. Oooooh...