I can run a hundred miles
without stoppin' for rest
I can stay under water for
five minutes on a single breath

When I focus my mind I
always reach my goal
But there's one thing
I cannot control...

I come too fast!
I come too fast!
A couple strokes and my
erection is a
thing of the past
I come too fast!
I come too fast!
Sometimes it's even
game over 
before I take off my pants

I've read all the articles
and I've tried every trick
Thinking of Sports or naked
Katy Bates in About Schmidt

If the girl's on top sometimes I'll
last a minute or two
But if we doggie-style
oh man I'm schrewed!

I come too fast!
I come too fa-A-A-ast!
I carry a spare pare of
underwear in case a
girl sits on my lap
I come too fast!
I come too fast!

I swear I'll even shoot
my load... if a
fly lands on my shaft.

Oooooh...