If perhaps I'd been a little distant If I tried to play a little hard to get Do you think you might have fallen in love? If I'd been a trifle, inconsistent If I hadn't let you light each cigarette Do you think you might have fallen in love? And if I'd wonder the way you like, him Would I've been more appealing? Had my chin been stronger Had my kisses lasted longer Would I've inspired that I adore her feeling If I'd been little more, attractive Had my power had not been so, overactive Would you have not held that nose Like some meek, sweet adolescent lad? What a fool I was to ever believe That someday you could love me, Just, the way, I am