If perhaps I'd been a little distant 
If I tried to play a little hard to get 
Do you think you might have fallen in love?

If I'd been a trifle, inconsistent 
If I hadn't let you light each cigarette 
Do you think you might have fallen in love?

And if I'd wonder the way you like, him 
Would I've been more appealing?
Had my chin been stronger
Had my kisses lasted longer
Would I've inspired that I adore her feeling 
If I'd been little more, attractive 
Had my power had not been so, overactive 
Would you have not held that nose
Like some meek, sweet adolescent lad?
What a fool I was to ever believe 
That someday you could love me,
Just, the way, I am