Just got what it takes got that x factor well i suppose i have I meet a girl a party She said she like techno tronic I said are you for real She said no I'm being post ironic Thats right I went to a bar called jaguar shoes, I danced around and drank too much booze ah Got into a cab with a girl and puked on her shoes Can someone tell me if thats fucking cool or what or what.. come on now just dance Yeah i got a cool friend shes a pho-to-grapher I'd really like to make it with her but i cant ...shes gay Thats right Can someone please tell me like what is cooler the breakfast club or ferris beuler Well they try to be cool but I'm the coolest You could use this as a documentary of what is coolest Come on information