I was born a pistol With a bullet in the barrel And another fistful Step on up, and you'll Know right where I stand Church girls used to whisper, "Lord, it's like the devil kissed her." But Jesus loves me just the way I am And there ain't no cure for crazy I ain't sorry, baby Wheels fell off of my trailer Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor I'm an all night, long-neck train wreck Two queens short of a full deck Good luck tryin' to save me There ain't no cure No cure for crazy, baby Now I ain't prim and proper No country clubbin' champagne popper Droppin' names, sippin' Sonoma wine I'll be barefoot on the bar White lightnin' buzz from a mason jar Chasin' my whisky with a damn good time And there ain't no cure for crazy I ain't sorry, baby Wheels fell off of my trailer Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor I'm an all night, long-neck train wreck Two queens short of a full deck Good luck tryin' to save me There ain't no cure, no cure for crazy Now you can call the doctor To give me a pill To me, honey, that's just another thrill I can try to act like you think I should But it ain't gonna do no good 'Cause there ain't no cure for crazy I ain't sorry, baby Wheels fell off of my trailer Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor I'm an all night, long-neck train wreck Two queens short of a full deck Good luck tryin' to save me There ain't no cure No cure for crazy, baby