I'm the sorta' bloke that would like to think that if i 
could go back in time,
Banjo an Henry an even Ned Kelly would all be good 
mates of mine,
coz they're piss pots, poets and outlaws and I can 
relate to that and I can relate to their attitude too 
in a word Dilligaf!

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Dilligaf,
and this is what it means:
Do I look like I give a fuck, Dilligaf
Am i being direct enough? Dilligaf
Its just another way of saying I couldnt give a fuckin' 
rats arse mate, and do I look like I give a fuck? 
Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a fuck, dilligaf

Its stress relief made easy its simple and it works 
just say dilligaf when your dealing with fuckin' 
dickheads wankers and jerks.
An when you go out stick a dilligaf on your t-shirt or 
your hat and when some cunts givvin' you the shits just 
point and say read that.

Do I look like I give a fuck, Dilligaf
Am I politically correct enough? Dilligaf
Its just another way of saying I couldnt give a rodents 
rectum mate, and do I look like I give a fuck? Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a fuck, Dilligaf
am i being direct enough? Dilligaf
Its just another way of saying I couldnt give a fuckin' 
rats arse mate, and do I look like i give a fuck? 
Dilligaf
Do I look like I give a fuck, Dilligaf