Driving to my driveway mailbox, time to send my taxes I'm on a peace keeping mission to kick other countries' asses Twenty two billion pentagon dollars unaccounted for last year They're making twelve more lovely stealth bombers I fund an institution of fear I fund an institution of fear It's the American way It's the American way It's the American way I watch shoot 'em up movies on TV everyday I don't have to think, I can let my eyes glaze It's my constitutional right to sit here in a daze I got six cans of E-Z cheese on the shelf I'm happy and I'm okay I'm okay It's the American way It's the American way