I'm going down to South Park, Gonna have myself a time. Stan/Kyle together: Friendly faces everywhere, Humble folks without temptations. Going down to South Park, Gonna leave my woes behind. Ample parking day or night, People shouting "HOWDY NEIGHBOR"! Headin' on up to South Park, Gonna see if I can't unwind. I like girls with big, fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas. So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine.